10+ Funny Bible Verses

Funny Bible Verses: Lighthearted Truths from God’s Word

1. Proverbs 21:9

“It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.”

Explanation

: A humorous yet pointed reminder that peace in relationships is more valuable than space or luxury.

2. Proverbs 27:15

“A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.”

Explanation

: A comical comparison that paints a vivid picture - nagging can wear down the soul like dripping water on stone.

3. 2 Kings 2:23-24

“And he went up… and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him… And he turned back… and cursed them… and there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.”

Explanation

: A wild and extreme example of why you shouldn’t mock prophets or bald people!

4. Numbers 22:28

“And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?”

Explanation

: A donkey literally talks and with perfect logic. God can use even the unexpected to speak truth.

5. Proverbs 26:11

“As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.”

Explanation

: Gross, vivid, and funny, this verse is a memorable warning about repeating bad decisions.

6. Acts 20:9

“And there sat in a window a certain young man named Eutychus… and as Paul was long preaching, he sunk down with sleep… and was taken up dead.”

Explanation

: Even in the early church, long sermons put people to sleep - thankfully, Eutychus was revived!

7. Proverbs 11:22

“As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.”

Explanation

: Beauty without wisdom is hilariously and vividly compared to bling on a pig.

8. Exodus 32:24

“And I said unto them, Whosoever hath any gold… then I cast it into the fire, and there came out this calf.”

Explanation

: Aaron’s excuse for idol-making is almost laughable; he claims the golden calf just popped out on its own!

9. Matthew 7:3-4

“And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?”

Explanation

: Jesus humorously exaggerates to teach about hypocrisy - imagine a beam sticking out of someone’s eye!

10. Proverbs 17:28

“Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise…”

Explanation

: Silence is golden, even fools look smart if they just don’t talk. A timeless truth with comic wisdom.

11. 1 Samuel 5:12

“…for there was a deadly destruction throughout all the city; the hand of God was very heavy there. And the men that died not were smitten with the emerods…”

Explanation

: God judged the Philistines with hemorrhoids? Yep. A strangely specific and uncomfortable punishment.

12. Genesis 25:30

“And Esau said to Jacob, Feed me, I pray thee, with that same red pottage… therefore was his name called Edom.”

Explanation

: Esau was so hungry he sold his birthright for soup - never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach.

13. Judges 3:21-22

“And Ehud… took the dagger… and thrust it into his belly… and the dirt came out.”

Explanation

: One of the most graphic and unexpectedly messy assassination scenes in the Bible.

14. Galatians 5:12

“I would they were even cut off which trouble you.”

Explanation

: Paul uses biting sarcasm against false teachers, sharper than a preacher’s tongue on Sunday morning.

15. Ecclesiastes 10:1

“Dead flies cause the ointment of the apothecary to send forth a stinking savour…”

Explanation

: Even the smallest folly can ruin something valuable. Funny, smelly, and wise.